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I dreamed that a fly flew into my ear and got stuck, which is my worst nightmare, because I have an irrational fear that one day a bug will crawl into my ear canal. To be clear it’s not, like, a major concern of mine, I don’t walk around with ear muffs on expecting insects to swarm towards my promising ear-holes, and I’m certainly not afraid of insects, but sweet baby jesus having a bug in my ear gnawing on my eardrum is a straight up deep dark fear of mine. I admit I do think about it sometimes. It was a horrible dream experience. The fly was buzzing and squirming in there and I couldn’t get a hold of it to get it out and gah. Screw you subconscious.